guitarsandcontrabandx:

gotitforcheap:

I changed my mind I like azealia banks 

Oh my god

(Source: mbgagaaddict)

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.
allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer)

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

afootballobserver:

Leicester City 5-3 Manchester United [BPL] 21/09/2014

Ander Herrera 57’ (Assist: Angel Di Maria)

afootballobserver:

Leicester City 5-3 Manchester United [BPL] 21/09/2014

Ander Herrera 57’ (Assist: Angel Di Maria)

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

image

babycakesbriauna:

trebled-negrita-princess:

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then


Dagmar, you better go head, with that knowledge teachin’ people shit! :D 

Yes make sure these fools don’t kill themselves

babycakesbriauna:

trebled-negrita-princess:

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

Dagmar, you better go head, with that knowledge teachin’ people shit! :D

Yes make sure these fools don’t kill themselves

(Source: panicrobot)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikonickultcha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fitness-is-a-life:

Omg 😂

MOPS ARE SECRETLY DOGS
All mops O.O

The continent of Australia comment is GOLD

I am so ashamed that I only just got the pureBREAD puppy pun O.O
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikonickultcha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fitness-is-a-life:

Omg 😂

MOPS ARE SECRETLY DOGS
All mops O.O

The continent of Australia comment is GOLD

I am so ashamed that I only just got the pureBREAD puppy pun O.O
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikonickultcha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fitness-is-a-life:

Omg 😂

MOPS ARE SECRETLY DOGS
All mops O.O

The continent of Australia comment is GOLD

I am so ashamed that I only just got the pureBREAD puppy pun O.O
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikonickultcha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fitness-is-a-life:

Omg 😂

MOPS ARE SECRETLY DOGS
All mops O.O

The continent of Australia comment is GOLD

I am so ashamed that I only just got the pureBREAD puppy pun O.O
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikonickultcha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fitness-is-a-life:

Omg 😂

MOPS ARE SECRETLY DOGS
All mops O.O

The continent of Australia comment is GOLD

I am so ashamed that I only just got the pureBREAD puppy pun O.O
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikonickultcha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fitness-is-a-life:

Omg 😂

MOPS ARE SECRETLY DOGS
All mops O.O

The continent of Australia comment is GOLD

I am so ashamed that I only just got the pureBREAD puppy pun O.O

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikonickultcha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fitness-is-a-life:

Omg 😂

MOPS ARE SECRETLY DOGS

All mops O.O

The continent of Australia comment is GOLD

I am so ashamed that I only just got the pureBREAD puppy pun O.O

(Source: itsstuckyinmyhead)

queenoftherandom:

bitteroreo:

dynastylnoire:

anotherhetaliafan:

poppypicklesticks:

dynastylnoire:

dynastylnoire:

thagoodthings:

dynastylnoire:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

unoppressedactivities:

white girls are having a crisis, y’all.

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

White folks need to leave AAVE alone.

It’s clear they have no idea what they are saying or why they are saying

what does that waffle have to do with being basic

?

they have no idea what they are talking about or what it means to be basic.

As per usual, white folks take something meant for them

try to use it on their terms

an fail horribly.

wait…I know why this happened.

Remember when cosmo posted pictures of  Kendall Jenner  in that bathrobe and shower shoes outfit and we called her basic as hell

This is why it happened.

cosmopolitanmagazine

If you can read that, and see that, first know its not “the internet ’ calling basic white girls basic. It’s black women and other women of color that are tired of ordinary looking, unskilled, mediocre white women being overly represented while stealing black culture (like you did via appropriating AAVE)  while we have to litterally hunt through  magazine, TV shows, catwalks and movies for a black woman that looks like us. 

You want to stop being basic, stop appropriating. Stop celebrating the same stock images of white women and start putting easily identifiable  black women in your magazines and on your covers on a regular basis.

I cannot believe you would write and article about this shit and not even begin to address why we would  call them that.

DO you even have black writers? FAIL

"stealing black culture"

I had no idea using a basic word in the english language as an insult was “stealing black culture” 

If you honestly squeal like scalded cats over someone else using the word “basic” as an insult and claim your culture is being stolen, then honey, it’s not the white woman whose having an identity crisis. 

Turns out you can appropriate your own culture by using the english language! 

^^^^^^^^

White people trying to tell us how to speak english while appropriating AAVE. FAIL

Much like cosmo, you are taking the usage of the word out of context. Which is why you need to leave things that are not for your ignorant wonder bread, light mayo, skim milk, on a paper plate in snow storm ass.

poppypicklesticks anotherhetaliafan
cosmo isn’t using the webster dictionary of basic but is in fact using the AAVE context of basic, which is indeed appropiation. You claiming we’re the ones who are in crisis when yet it’s white heffas like you just love to get in your feelings the moment you’re reminded of the lane you swerved out of. Black Women and Black People can’t appropriate the english language sweethart or do you need a basic run down on Black History and this country’s imperialism and colonialism, regarding the english language and how it was imposed us. AAVE is a language, a dialect bringing up how it isn’t or that white people appropriating AAVE is incorrect because the words we use is english is a moot and dumbass point, that don’t mean jackshit. If anything bringing up how we are using the english language to form our own language again points to brutalistic history of America and the ingenius of Black Americans to still manage to form a language and culture even if our original heritage was stolen from us. Both of y’all can sit the fuck down, cause y’all writing checks yo ass can’t cash. You speaking when you have no business in this conversation, becky and skylar stay to the rivers and the lakes that you use to.

Black tumblr is beautiful

blackfemalepresident:

thetallblacknerd:

missrevived:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song.

most white people so drunk off whiteness, they don’t even get it.

who knew though…… by 2014, white people would “discover” twerking and  convince themselves that jennifer lopez and other white bitches made booty a good thing to have. lol.

they still can’t admit that black women are beautiful. they will just keep magic wand selecting all of our features as beautiful, but not beautiful on us.

How many people paid attention to this part of the video

ok that shit was obvious, like he even says ” Cosmo says you’re fat, well I aint down with that”

they only hear a black man hollering about butts and find it hilarious and dont really listen to anything else

(Source: ghatia)

whatebur:


America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.
whatebur:


America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.

whatebur:

America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.

blaxkdreams:

kimberariel:

aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

Woww

Omg

jayshana:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

-_-